Pineapple Punch

Ladies Strapped In One Piece

• Get ready to strap in and make a statement with me next time you take me swimming.
• My single bind straps will criss cross down your back holding my keyhole securely in position while we power through the water.
• I’ve got a higher leg and bum than my Diamond Back and Single Strap One Piece sisters but will still keep you covered throughout your session.
• I come with full front lining and all the care and love in production that makes me proud to be Funkita.
• Made from our exclusive C-Infinity fabric, a 100% Italian polyester that is a colourful breakthrough in chlorine resistant fabric technology!
• The superior choice for swimmers, C-Infinity has exceptional strength and can retain its durability far beyond other elastane swimwear fabrics.
• Ideal for frequent pool use for recreational and performance-based swimming.

As we prepare to colonise Mars and other faraway planets it’s essential that we all get used to tinned food and dieting pills. As part of the campaign, we plan to supply your new swimwear in a tin of sweet sugary syrup or a large blister pack with a raspberry flavoured coating to show you how delicious and exciting processed products can be. Make the switch now so by the time you board your flight to Mars you will have forgotten about the joys of eating fresh, healthy food.